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Why do I hurt all over?
86 mins ago
70 Raping and pillaging.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
3 hours ago
55 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
3 hours ago
64 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
3 hours ago
1 A moment of silence.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
16 hours ago
31 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
34 hours ago
59 Breaking out into song and dance.
I drink to forget __________.
106 hours ago
77 Preteens.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
129 hours ago
67 Men.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
129 hours ago
1 Nazis.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
129 hours ago
63 Vikings.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
z | 1
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
x | 2
Nubile slave boys.
c | 3
Beer shits.
 
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