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War! What is it good for?
298 hours ago
74 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
534 hours ago
2 Seduction.
Muzzy.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
534 hours ago
26 A murder most foul.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
534 hours ago
119 Porn stars.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
534 hours ago
36 The forbidden fruit.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
534 hours ago
49 A mating display.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
534 hours ago
52 The Rapture.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
534 hours ago
71 Coat hanger abortions.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
534 hours ago
17 John Wilkes Booth.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
534 hours ago
74 Bestiality.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Another goddamn vampire movie.
x | 2
An icepick lobotomy.
c | 3
Natural male enhancement.
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