Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
82 mins ago
75 Full frontal nudity.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
88 Porn stars.
What am I giving up for Lent?
2 hours ago
20 The Trail of Tears.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
2 hours ago
39 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
2 hours ago
56 A wisecracking terrorist.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
10 hours ago
52 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
10 hours ago
32 Heteronormativity.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
12 hours ago
28 Crippling debt.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
12 hours ago
40 Tripping balls.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
12 hours ago
58 The Kool-Aid Man.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
z | 1
Boogers.
x | 2
Hot Pockets®.
c | 3
Genghis Khan.
 
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