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Science will never explain the origin of __________.
27 hours ago
26 Hormone injections.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
27 hours ago
17 This answer is postmodern.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
30 hours ago
37 Ethnic cleansing.
__________? There's an app for that.
51 hours ago
100 Child abuse.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
51 hours ago
2 A falcon with a cap on its head.
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
102 hours ago
1 Doing the right thing.
Spontaneous human combustion.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
145 hours ago
86 Concealing a boner.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
145 hours ago
62 The profoundly handicapped.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
150 hours ago
43 The Big Bang.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
150 hours ago
111 Surprise sex!
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
z | 1
Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
x | 2
Judge Judy.
c | 3
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
 
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