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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
16 hours ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
16 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A death ray.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
16 hours ago
72 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
16 hours ago
38 John Wilkes Booth.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
16 hours ago
85 Free samples.
What's the crustiest?
16 hours ago
104 An anal probe.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
16 hours ago
36 Bees?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
16 hours ago
92 Tasteful sideboob.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
20 hours ago
37 Quiche.
__________. High five, bro.
20 hours ago
55 Peeing a little bit.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
z | 1
Quivering jowls.
x | 2
Drinking alone.
c | 3
Kim Jong-il.
 
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