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MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
8 hours ago
69 Zeus's sexual appetites.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
8 hours ago
1 Centaurs.
A death ray.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
8 hours ago
72 8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
8 hours ago
38 John Wilkes Booth.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
8 hours ago
85 Free samples.
What's the crustiest?
8 hours ago
104 An anal probe.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
8 hours ago
36 Bees?
What's there a ton of in heaven?
8 hours ago
92 Tasteful sideboob.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
13 hours ago
37 Quiche.
__________. High five, bro.
13 hours ago
55 Peeing a little bit.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
z | 1
Panda sex.
x | 2
Soup that is too hot.
c | 3
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
 
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