Some Recent Plays
What never fails to liven up the party?
9 hours ago
55 Sexy Siamese twins.
What gets better with age?
94 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
94 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
94 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
94 hours ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
94 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
94 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
94 hours ago
45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
94 hours ago
31 Genghis Khan.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
94 hours ago
1 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Too much hair gel.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
x | 2
Too much hair gel.
c | 3
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
 
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