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During sex, I like to think about __________.
4 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
4 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
30 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
31 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
76 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
245 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
262 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
473 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
475 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
481 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Testicular torsion.
x | 2
Vikings.
c | 3
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Riding off into the sunset.
Loose lips.
Laying an egg.
 
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