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Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
17 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Preteens.
What's my secret power?
17 hours ago
42 Waterboarding.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
32 hours ago
69 Inappropriate yodeling.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
63 hours ago
72 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
75 hours ago
80 A sassy black woman.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
283 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
283 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
310 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
310 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
356 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Count Chocula.
x | 2
Glenn Beck.
c | 3
Classist undertones.
Self-loathing.
Fear itself.
Kamikaze pilots.
 
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