Some Recent Plays
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
40 hours ago
62 Bananas in Pajamas.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
216 hours ago
87 The boners of the elderly.
Why do I hurt all over?
216 hours ago
107 Fingering.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
216 hours ago
45 Genghis Khan.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
216 hours ago
80 Inappropriate yodeling.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
216 hours ago
32 A foul mouth.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
216 hours ago
103 Foreskin.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
216 hours ago
108 Masturbation.
What's that sound?
216 hours ago
51 Leprosy.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
216 hours ago
40 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
People who smell their own socks.
x | 2
Heartwarming orphans.
c | 3
Third base.
Justin Bieber.
Dying of dysentery.
A beached whale.
 
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