Some Recent Plays
__________. That's how I want to die.
7 hours ago
58 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
7 hours ago
78 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
What's that sound?
7 hours ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
7 hours ago
31 A rival dojo.
What are my parents hiding from me?
57 hours ago
60 A sausage festival.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
57 hours ago
27 Historical revisionism.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
82 hours ago
38 The Hamburglar.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
96 hours ago
31 Mutually-assured destruction.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
114 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
114 hours ago
41 The invisible hand.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Opposable thumbs.
x | 2
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
c | 3
Foreskin.
Panda sex.
Hot people.
Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
 
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