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40 Centaurs.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
1 mins ago
81 Toni Morrison's vagina.
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
1 mins ago
41 Moral ambiguity.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 mins ago
1 Balls.
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
What do old people smell like?
3 mins ago
55 Michael Jackson.
__________. That's how I want to die.
4 mins ago
86 Zeus's sexual appetites.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
4 mins ago
32 A time travel paradox.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
4 mins ago
36 Self-loathing.
What's a girl's best friend?
5 mins ago
29 Ghosts.
I drink to forget __________.
7 mins ago
80 A neglected Tamagotchi™.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
z | 1
Soiling oneself.
x | 2
The Underground Railroad.
c | 3
Shaquille O'Neal's acting career.
Teaching a robot to love.
Drinking alone.
Sexy Siamese twins.
 
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