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The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
just now
47 The placenta.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
just now
37 Ring Pops™.
White people like __________.
1 mins ago
86 Getting really high.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
2 mins ago
38 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What do old people smell like?
4 mins ago
34 Ghosts.
What will always get you laid?
4 mins ago
77 Edible underpants.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
4 mins ago
88 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
__________: good to the last drop.
4 mins ago
44 Lady Gaga.
Why can't I sleep at night?
5 mins ago
38 My soul.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
5 mins ago
81 The clitoris.
__________: good to the last drop.
z | 1
Peeing a little bit.
x | 2
Viagra.
c | 3
Kids with ass cancer.
 
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