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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
just now
71 Necrophilia.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
just now
42 Twinkies®.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
just now
61 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
1 mins ago
108 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
1 mins ago
91 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
2 mins ago
34 Teaching a robot to love.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
2 mins ago
103 72 virgins.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
3 mins ago
44 A zesty breakfast burrito.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
3 mins ago
71 The milk man.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
4 mins ago
40 Centaurs.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Doin' it in the butt.
x | 2
Moral ambiguity.
c | 3
Dying of dysentery.
 
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