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What gets better with age?
just now
70 Tripping balls.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
just now
88 Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
1 mins ago
47 The placenta.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
1 mins ago
37 Ring Pops™.
White people like __________.
3 mins ago
86 Getting really high.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
4 mins ago
38 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What do old people smell like?
5 mins ago
34 Ghosts.
What will always get you laid?
5 mins ago
77 Edible underpants.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
6 mins ago
88 A middle-aged man on roller skates.
__________: good to the last drop.
6 mins ago
44 Lady Gaga.
What's my anti-drug?
z | 1
The boners of the elderly.
x | 2
Heteronormativity.
c | 3
Paula Dean's diabetes
 
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