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The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
109 mins ago
66 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
109 mins ago
36 The token minority.
What gets better with age?
12 hours ago
38 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Betcha can't have just one!
43 hours ago
80 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
43 hours ago
89 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
43 hours ago
1 Multiple stab wounds.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
64 hours ago
60 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's my anti-drug?
72 hours ago
54 FALCON PUNCH!!!
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
78 hours ago
58 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
78 hours ago
1 Man meat.
Beer shits.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.
x | 2
Being on fire.
c | 3
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
 
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