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What gets better with age?
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38 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
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80 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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89 Mr. Snuffleupagus.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
31 hours ago
1 Multiple stab wounds.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
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60 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's my anti-drug?
60 hours ago
54 FALCON PUNCH!!!
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
66 hours ago
58 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
66 hours ago
1 Man meat.
Beer shits.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
66 hours ago
68 Queefing.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
66 hours ago
54 Crumpets with the Queen.
__________? There's an app for that.
z | 1
Bitches.
x | 2
Opposable thumbs.
c | 3
Anal beads.
 
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