Some Recent Plays
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
53 hours ago
35 Exchanging pleasantries.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
54 hours ago
98 White people.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
107 hours ago
61 Gandalf.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
107 hours ago
44 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
110 hours ago
88 Crystal meth.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
110 hours ago
29 Beating your wives.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
126 hours ago
102 A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
__________. That's how I want to die.
129 hours ago
24 Eugenics.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
131 hours ago
26 Dave Matthews Band.
What's my anti-drug?
192 hours ago
60 Will Smith.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Soiling oneself.
x | 2
Forgetting the Alamo.
c | 3
Italians.
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
Golden showers.
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
 
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