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In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
6 hours ago
1 Lady Gaga.
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What are my parents hiding from me?
6 hours ago
94 Dead parents.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
6 hours ago
1 Being a dick to children.
Passable transvestites.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
6 hours ago
1 Gloryholes.
Christopher Walken.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
6 hours ago
1 Child abuse.
Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
50 hours ago
51 The Holy Bible.
What am I giving up for Lent?
50 hours ago
62 Sniffing glue.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
61 hours ago
67 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
61 hours ago
32 The Übermensch.
__________. It's a trap!
61 hours ago
54 Tiger Woods.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
z | 1
Leprosy.
x | 2
Preteens.
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Eating the last known bison.
 
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