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29 Re-gifting.
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33 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
99 mins ago
43 Gandhi.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
100 mins ago
42 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
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41 Kamikaze pilots.
What do old people smell like?
109 mins ago
90 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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71 Children on leashes.
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102 hours ago
36 Overpowering your father.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
103 hours ago
39 Mathletes.
Betcha can't have just one!
119 hours ago
75 Cockfights.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
z | 1
Kanye West.
x | 2
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
c | 3
Four Loko.
 
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