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In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
4 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
4 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
49 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
161 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
190 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
__________. It's a trap!
225 hours ago
66 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
245 hours ago
68 Women in yogurt commercials.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
245 hours ago
60 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
299 hours ago
119 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
299 hours ago
34 Serfdom.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
A look-see.
x | 2
Good grammar.
c | 3
Prosti-tots.
Public ridicule.
When you fart and a little bit comes out.
Heath Ledger.
 
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