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__________. High five, bro.
just now
55 Peeing a little bit.
What helps Obama unwind?
just now
71 Poor people.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
just now
40 Former President George W. Bush.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
just now
53 Bees?
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
266 hours ago
43 Passive-aggression.
Why can't I sleep at night?
345 hours ago
83 Testicular torsion.
What never fails to liven up the party?
377 hours ago
55 Sexy Siamese twins.
What gets better with age?
462 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
462 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
462 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
z | 1
Being on fire.
x | 2
Bees?
c | 3
Another goddamn vampire movie.
8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.
Panty raids.
Passive-aggression.
 
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