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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
106 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
118 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
118 hours ago
102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
118 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
155 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
206 hours ago
50 Pretending to care.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
243 hours ago
113 My dick.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
641 hours ago
84 Preteens.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
690 hours ago
54 Racism.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
944 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
z | 1
Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
x | 2
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
c | 3
Hot Pockets.
 
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