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And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 hours ago
1 The folly of man.
Genital piercings.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
78 hours ago
110 Flying sex snakes.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
146 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
146 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
146 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
146 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
652 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
663 hours ago
64 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
663 hours ago
32 Flash flooding.
__________. High five, bro.
692 hours ago
94 Erectile dysfunction.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Dry heaving.
x | 2
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
c | 3
Twinkies®.
Space muffins.
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
Lumberjack fantasies.
 
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