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How am I maintaining my relationship status?
just now
54 Being rich.
__________? There's an app for that.
1 mins ago
47 Oompa-Loompas.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
3 mins ago
22 Giving 110 percent.
What's the most emo?
4 mins ago
40 The Underground Railroad.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
6 mins ago
30 Finger painting.
What's that smell?
7 mins ago
30 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
8 mins ago
1 Dick fingers.
The miracle of childbirth.
What's my anti-drug?
51 hours ago
68 Tripping balls.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
51 hours ago
74 Another goddamn vampire movie.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
51 hours ago
95 Testicular torsion.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
z | 1
Dick fingers.
x | 2
Have some more kugel.
c | 3
Glenn Beck.
 
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