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Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
1 mins ago
62 Michelle Obama's arms.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 mins ago
1 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
My humps.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
4 mins ago
1 Overpowering your father.
Bingeing and purging.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
5 mins ago
53 Jewish fraternities.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
6 mins ago
97 Pooping in the soup.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
8 mins ago
60 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
9 mins ago
28 Hulk Hogan.
Why am I sticky?
11 mins ago
21 The People's Elbow.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
12 mins ago
32 GivesMeHope.com
During sex, I like to think about __________.
14 mins ago
65 Erectile dysfunction.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
z | 1
Crippling debt.
x | 2
Tripping balls.
c | 3
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
 
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