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When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
My humps.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
2 mins ago
1 Overpowering your father.
Bingeing and purging.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
3 mins ago
53 Jewish fraternities.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
5 mins ago
97 Pooping in the soup.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
6 mins ago
60 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
8 mins ago
28 Hulk Hogan.
Why am I sticky?
9 mins ago
21 The People's Elbow.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
11 mins ago
32 GivesMeHope.com
During sex, I like to think about __________.
12 mins ago
65 Erectile dysfunction.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
13 mins ago
54 Being rich.
__________. It's a trap!
z | 1
All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
x | 2
A passionate Latino lover.
c | 3
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
 
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