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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
9 hours ago
39 Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
95 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
95 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
183 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
196 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
243 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
243 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
288 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
400 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
429 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
American Gladiators.
x | 2
Substitute teachers.
c | 3
Porn stars.
 
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