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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
97 mins ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
99 mins ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
100 mins ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
101 mins ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
102 mins ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
103 mins ago
15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
105 mins ago
17 Fancy Feast.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
106 mins ago
54 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
107 mins ago
38 The harsh light of day.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
108 mins ago
1 Daddy issues.
Goats eating cans.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
z | 1
Bees?
x | 2
An asymmetric boob job.
c | 3
My collection of high-tech sex toys.
 
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