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The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
11 hours ago
41 People who smell their own socks.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
11 hours ago
47 Being a dick to children.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
11 hours ago
73 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
11 hours ago
21 Suicidal thoughts.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
11 hours ago
91 Child abuse.
What's a girl's best friend?
11 hours ago
41 Women in yogurt commercials.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
11 hours ago
39 Women's suffrage.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
11 hours ago
59 Vigorous jazz hands.
What's that sound?
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39 Global warming.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
11 hours ago
20 Friends who eat all your snacks.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
z | 1
An icepick lobotomy.
x | 2
Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.
c | 3
A woman scorned.
 
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