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Betcha can't have just one!
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75 Cockfights.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
2 hours ago
53 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
2 hours ago
85 Sexual tension.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
2 hours ago
2 Golden showers.
Prosti-tots.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
2 hours ago
1 Saxophone solos.
Wiping her butt.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
2 hours ago
54 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
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46 A robust mongoloid.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
22 hours ago
82 Half-assed foreplay.
What's my anti-drug?
99 hours ago
32 Embryonic stem cells.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
112 hours ago
71 The Pope.
What's my anti-drug?
z | 1
Friendly fire.
x | 2
People who smell their own socks.
c | 3
The inevitable heat death of the universe.
 
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