Some Recent Plays
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
just now
33 The invisible hand.
White people like __________.
just now
85 Flavored condoms.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
1 mins ago
71 Necrophilia.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
1 mins ago
42 Twinkies®.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
1 mins ago
61 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 mins ago
108 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
2 mins ago
91 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
3 mins ago
34 Teaching a robot to love.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
3 mins ago
103 72 virgins.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
3 mins ago
44 A zesty breakfast burrito.
What's my anti-drug?
z | 1
The boners of the elderly.
x | 2
Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.
c | 3
Dave Matthews Band.
 
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