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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
83 hours ago
41 Gary Coleman.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
87 hours ago
43 Douchebags on their iPhones.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
107 hours ago
1 Geese.
A foul mouth.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
107 hours ago
33 The Gulags.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
111 hours ago
46 Famine.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
111 hours ago
33 Skeletor.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
121 hours ago
114 Pedophiles.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
121 hours ago
106 Viagra®.
__________. High five, bro.
136 hours ago
33 Nickelback.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
294 hours ago
30 The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Roofies.
x | 2
Natural selection.
c | 3
An icepick lobotomy.
Not reciprocating oral sex.
Dancing with a broom.
The folly of man.
 
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