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What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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24 Swooping.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
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81 Child beauty pageants.
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78 hours ago
84 Viagra®.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
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Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
345 hours ago
85 Man meat.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
357 hours ago
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72 virgins.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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102 Suicidal thoughts.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
357 hours ago
76 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
394 hours ago
42 Women in yogurt commercials.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
445 hours ago
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What's the most emo?
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A fetus.
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Finding a skeleton.
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Sunshine and rainbows.
 
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