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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
56 mins ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
57 mins ago
53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
58 mins ago
37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
60 mins ago
54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
61 mins ago
74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
62 mins ago
15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
63 mins ago
17 Fancy Feast.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
64 mins ago
54 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
65 mins ago
38 The harsh light of day.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
67 mins ago
1 Daddy issues.
Goats eating cans.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
z | 1
God.
x | 2
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
c | 3
The homosexual agenda.
 
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