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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
102 hours ago
80 Flavored condoms.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
102 hours ago
61 Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
102 hours ago
88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
103 hours ago
123 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
103 hours ago
63 Judge Judy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
117 hours ago
63 Lactation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
117 hours ago
95 Dead parents.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
117 hours ago
63 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
117 hours ago
2 Tentacle porn.
A good sniff.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
137 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
x | 2
Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
c | 3
A really cool hat.
Waterboarding.
Porn stars.
Licking things to claim them as your own.
 
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