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Betcha can't have just one!
28 mins ago
75 Cockfights.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
29 mins ago
53 Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
29 mins ago
85 Sexual tension.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
30 mins ago
2 Golden showers.
Prosti-tots.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
30 mins ago
1 Saxophone solos.
Wiping her butt.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
31 mins ago
54 Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
31 mins ago
46 A robust mongoloid.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
20 hours ago
82 Half-assed foreplay.
What's my anti-drug?
97 hours ago
32 Embryonic stem cells.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
111 hours ago
71 The Pope.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
x | 2
Gloryholes.
c | 3
Pterodactyl eggs.
Kim Jong-il.
Hot Pockets®.
Figgy pudding.
 
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