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What's there a ton of in heaven?
101 mins ago
95 Date rape.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
101 mins ago
55 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
102 mins ago
39 The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.
It's a trap!
103 mins ago
54 Heteronormativity.
__________. That's how I want to die.
104 mins ago
42 Passing a kidney stone.
Why can't I sleep at night?
104 mins ago
40 Sipping artificial popcorn butter.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
104 mins ago
48 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
105 mins ago
53 A brain tumor.
What never fails to liven up the party?
105 mins ago
69 Cockfights.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
106 mins ago
1 Twinkies®.
A homoerotic volleyball montage.
What am I giving up for Lent?
z | 1
Oompa-Loompas.
x | 2
Not giving a shit about the Third World.
c | 3
Puberty.
 
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