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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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87 The boners of the elderly.
Why do I hurt all over?
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107 Fingering.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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45 Genghis Khan.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
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80 Inappropriate yodeling.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
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32 A foul mouth.
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103 Foreskin.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
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108 Masturbation.
What's that sound?
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51 Leprosy.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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40 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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65 Another goddamn vampire movie.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Amputees.
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A stray pube.
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A homoerotic volleyball montage.
Mad hacky-sack skills.
Active listening.
Friends with benefits.
 
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