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What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
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87 The boners of the elderly.
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45 Genghis Khan.
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32 A foul mouth.
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__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
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108 Masturbation.
What's that sound?
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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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40 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
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What's there a ton of in heaven?
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Girls who shouldn't go wild.
x | 2
A crappy little hand.
c | 3
Opposable thumbs.
 
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