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During sex, I like to think about __________.
152 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
152 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
178 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
179 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
224 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
394 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
410 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
621 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
624 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
629 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
z | 1
Scrubbing under the folds.
x | 2
Aaron Burr.
c | 3
Whipping it out.
 
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