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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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Science will never explain the origin of __________.
105 mins ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
106 mins ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
507 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
519 hours ago
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What's there a ton of in heaven?
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__________. High five, bro.
548 hours ago
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Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
567 hours ago
55 Justin Bieber.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
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Roofies.
 
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