Some Recent Plays
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
25 hours ago
99 Bestiality.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
25 hours ago
1 Land mines.
Oompa-Loompas.
Why do I hurt all over?
25 hours ago
47 Roofies.
What's my anti-drug?
26 hours ago
40 New Age music.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
49 hours ago
50 The Hamburglar.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
49 hours ago
51 The Care Bear Stare.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
49 hours ago
94 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
49 hours ago
36 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
49 hours ago
31 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
49 hours ago
69 Cockfights.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
z | 1
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
x | 2
My humps.
c | 3
Toni Morrison's vagina.
 
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