Some Recent Plays
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
10 hours ago
88 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
10 hours ago
1 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
What's that sound?
91 hours ago
39 Men.
Why do I hurt all over?
96 hours ago
38 RoboCop.
Betcha can't have just one!
154 hours ago
66 The KKK.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
154 hours ago
112 Necrophilia.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
172 hours ago
83 A salty surprise.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
183 hours ago
97 Auschwitz.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
183 hours ago
53 My inner demons.
What's that smell?
183 hours ago
108 Anal beads.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
z | 1
Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.
x | 2
An Oedipus complex.
c | 3
Darth Vader.
 
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