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How am I maintaining my relationship status?
30 hours ago
87 Full frontal nudity.
What's a girl's best friend?
62 hours ago
44 A gassy antelope.
What's a girl's best friend?
62 hours ago
80 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's a girl's best friend?
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60 Homeless people.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
104 hours ago
68 Foreskin.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
122 hours ago
60 The Hamburglar.
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144 hours ago
67 Christopher Walken.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
172 hours ago
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288 hours ago
41 Children on leashes.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
311 hours ago
94 Kids with ass cancer.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
z | 1
Prosti-tots.
x | 2
Nicolas Cage.
c | 3
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
 
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