Some Recent Plays
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
2 mins ago
88 My dick.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
5 mins ago
123 Panda sex.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
7 mins ago
63 Judge Judy.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
14 hours ago
63 Lactation.
What are my parents hiding from me?
14 hours ago
95 Dead parents.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
14 hours ago
63 A zesty breakfast burrito.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
14 hours ago
2 Tentacle porn.
A good sniff.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
34 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
34 hours ago
80 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
34 hours ago
110 The Thong Song.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
z | 1
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
x | 2
Friends who eat all the snacks.
c | 3
A bag of magic beans.
 
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