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The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
2 hours ago
57 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
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53 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
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37 Unfathomable stupidity.
I drink to forget __________.
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54 Substitute teachers.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
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74 Kids with ass cancer.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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15 The drama club.
What's that sound?
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17 Fancy Feast.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
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54 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 hours ago
38 The harsh light of day.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
2 hours ago
1 Daddy issues.
Goats eating cans.
What's the crustiest?
z | 1
Hormone injections.
x | 2
Eating an albino.
c | 3
Queefing.
 
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