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What helps Obama unwind?
257 hours ago
81 Panty raids.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
257 hours ago
41 Ominous background music.
__________. High five, bro.
257 hours ago
128 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
257 hours ago
74 Coat hanger abortions.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
257 hours ago
89 Pictures of boobs.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
257 hours ago
93 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
257 hours ago
60 Front butt.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
257 hours ago
1 A windmill full of corpses.
A wheelchair death race.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
257 hours ago
1 A mating display.
Adult Friendfinder.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
257 hours ago
46 Prosti-tots.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
z | 1
A passionate Latino lover.
x | 2
Nipple blades.
c | 3
Martha Stewart.
 
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