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A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
56 hours ago
39 Free samples.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
56 hours ago
25 The Red Menace.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
56 hours ago
101 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
56 hours ago
55 White privilege.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
562 hours ago
103 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
574 hours ago
64 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's there a ton of in heaven?
574 hours ago
32 Flash flooding.
__________. High five, bro.
603 hours ago
94 Erectile dysfunction.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
622 hours ago
55 Justin Bieber.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
622 hours ago
35 Clams.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Paris Hilton.
x | 2
The Little Engine That Could.
c | 3
Ronald Reagan.
Sharing needles.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Uppercuts.
 
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