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__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
just now
30 Peeing a little bit.
What's my secret power?
1 mins ago
23 Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
3 mins ago
69 FALCON PUNCH!!!
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 mins ago
42 Barack Obama.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
5 mins ago
45 The Blood of Christ.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
7 mins ago
47 Gandalf.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
8 mins ago
102 Nipple blades.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
9 mins ago
42 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
10 mins ago
38 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
12 mins ago
37 Flightless birds.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
z | 1
Laying an egg.
x | 2
A can of whoop-ass.
c | 3
A look-see.
 
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