Some Recent Plays
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
4 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
11 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
19 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What will always get you laid?
40 hours ago
40 The forbidden fruit.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
87 hours ago
42 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
Why am I sticky?
87 hours ago
56 Hipsters.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
109 hours ago
36 Flightless birds.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
109 hours ago
1 Breaking out into song and dance.
Suicidal thoughts.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
119 hours ago
57 Vehicular manslaughter.
What will always get you laid?
119 hours ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Gary Coleman.
x | 2
A beached whale.
c | 3
Self-loathing.
 
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